Only British People Can Complete 7/12 Of These Iconic Quotes

Simple but powerful content from The Chuckle Brothers.

Via BBC

“Nice to see you, to see you, nice!”

Ah, Brucie.

Via BBC

The law of the land in Take Me Out.

Via ITV

“Autoglass repair, autoglass replace!”

Honestly, this ad was a tune.

Via Autoglass

“BANG, and the dirt is gone!”

I’M BARRY SCOTT!!!

Via Cillit Bang / via Amazon

“And if my grandmother has wheels, she would have been a…”

If you say so, Gino.

Via ITV

“Washing machines live longer with Calgon!”

If you can’t hear this ad in your mind right now, IDK what to say to you.

Via Calgon / via Amazon

“I’m not crying, it’s just hayfever!”

Followed closely by “Bog off, Elaine!”

Via BBC

“Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane.”

This was the BEST Come Dine With Me episode ever, don’t @ me.

Via ITV

“Chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna, prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and nine poppadoms.”

Nobody can order like Smithy.

Via BBC

“Full moon, half moon, total eclipse!”

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The scientific way to eat a Jaffa Cake.

Via Yildiz

“I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I’ve just finished my milk.”

Moss from the I.T. Crowd had so many iconic quotes, but this one is def at the top.

Via Channel 4