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29 Hilarious Tweets That Are Far More Entertaining Than That List Of Chores You’ve Been Meaning To Do

Buzz·Updated 2 minutes ago. Posted 2 minutes ago”I’m gonna be honest with ya’ll, I am NOT feeling fly like a G6.” 2. [inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock 11:06 AM – 06 Jul 2020 3. back in…

29 Hilarious Tweets That Are Far More Entertaining Than That List Of Chores You’ve Been Meaning To Do

Updated 2 minutes ago. Posted 2 minutes ago

“I’m gonna be honest with ya’ll, I am NOT feeling fly like a G6.”

2.

[inside washing machine]

duvet cover: climb in my brothers

every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

[inside washing machine]

duvet cover: climb in my brothers

every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

11:06 AM – 06 Jul 2020

3.

back in 2014, Happy by Pharrell spent 10 weeks at number one. could u imagine if he dropped that song now?? He would get 3 streams and a cease and desist letter from society

back in 2014, Happy by Pharrell spent 10 weeks at number one. could u imagine if he dropped that song now?? He would get 3 streams and a cease and desist letter from society

02:23 PM – 27 Jun 2020

7.

british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely

american cooking shows: we’ve replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east

british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely

american cooking shows: we’ve replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east

03:44 PM – 24 Jun 2020

8.

wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants 

me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass 

wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass

me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening

wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants

me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass

wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass

me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening

08:47 PM – 15 Jun 2020

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Woman: I also enjoy the activity you mentioned

Man: I will now force you to prove this to me with some trivia questions

Woman: I also enjoy the activity you mentioned

Man: I will now force you to prove this to me with some trivia questions

09:37 PM – 13 May 2020

16.

my wife witnessed a miracle today & yelled across the house with an urgency that had me sprinting. I thought something terrible had happened but when i came into the kitchen she said: Look...

my wife witnessed a miracle today & yelled across the house with an urgency that had me sprinting. I thought something terrible had happened but when i came into the kitchen she said: Look…

07:24 PM – 12 May 2020

20.

If you loved the Scholastic book catalogue/book fair then you 100% have anxiety as an adult

If you loved the Scholastic book catalogue/book fair then you 100% have anxiety as an adult

02:41 PM – 01 Jul 2020

21.

the cullens really prepped a whole italian meal just because her name is 'bella' seven fucking vampires and not a brain between them

the cullens really prepped a whole italian meal just because her name is ‘bella’ seven fucking vampires and not a brain between them

10:15 AM – 20 Feb 2020

22.

texting ppl “hey!” is always a trap... like hey to u too, you’ll get a response when u tell me what u want u coward

texting ppl “hey!” is always a trap… like hey to u too, you’ll get a response when u tell me what u want u coward

10:22 PM – 06 Feb 2020

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