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29 Weird As Hell Gifts You Can Only Give Your BFF
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A car window decal pretty much made for your favorite sassy mama.
Amazon
Get it from Amazon for $4.79.
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A bubble wrap suit to give them a look that really pops.
Amazon
So they can leave this planet and fly through outer space with cool aliens who like them.
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
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A set of mini hands FOR their small hands. Because pro weirdos like you and your best friend obviously already have small hands.
Amazon
Get five tiny hands in assorted colors from Amazon for $7.49 and get 10 small hands for the mini hands for $9.33.
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A pair of jumbo googly eyes your friend can twerk into movement.
Amazon
Now they can roll their eyes at your bad singing in a new way.
Get them from Amazon for $19.99.
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A mini confetti cannon perfect for you and the bestie that values a truly dramatic high five.
Amazon
It comes with six confetti cartridges.
Get it from Amazon for $6.50 (available in six colors).
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A candom — aka a beer koozie that will keep your friend’s fingers ~safe~ from the cold.
Amazon
Get two from Amazon for $16.94.
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Or wine condoms to keep their half-finished bottle fresh for later. What a ~grape~ idea!
Firebox
Get a set of six from Amazon for $13.97 or Firebox for $16.99.
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Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook — for the foul-mouthed chef thinks cursing at the food makes it taste better.
Amazon
Make delicious as fuck recipes like butternut squash and apple orgasm, crepes–not crap, bad-ass beef and broccoli, and more.
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
Firebox
The mug even has a fez hat lid! Could this be any cuter?
Get them from Firebox: the mug for $21.89 or the pillow for $25.99.
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A fancy pair of earrings sporting toilet paper rolls hung the CORRECT way, thank you.
LiciaBeads
Get them from LiciaBeads on Etsy for $34+ (available in three paper colors and two finishes).
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A reverse mermaid pin that will fill your friend’s heart with appreciation to the gills, no butts about it.
FromCaliko
Get it from FromCaliko on Etsy for $12+ (with rubber or metal backing; also available in another skin type, plus shark or crab shapes).
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Amazon
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
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A fart dictionary that details all the different types of flatulence they might encounter in their day-to-day. They’ll have a ~toot~ spotting different offenses.
Amazon
Promising review: “I work in a medical clinic and I purchased this book for my boss, since he frequently crop dusts our staff. It’s not just the smell but the noise that first made me question my sanity. Did he actually just make a sound that resembled the beat to my favorite song? The tunes he can pump out of his hindquarters are both absurd and intriguing. I thought this book would be more of a joke, but found it rather enlightening! This book is much more exciting than the past-time favorite Everybody Poops. Now when I hear suspicious sounds from the empty exam rooms I can look up and prepare my staff for the malicious odors that are soon to vent our way. Thanks to the Fart Dictionary, we have premonition of what is to come in the bathroom and we can all have a chance to use it before it turns to a rectal crime scene.” —Alexandra Collins
Get it from Amazon for $10.62.
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A spiral staircase perfect for the friend who insists on rolling for initiative in the most dramatic way possible.
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A sun-powered gnome with a glowing moon.
Amazon
Promising review: “So cute… I already have had lots of comments. A definite conversation piece in the garden. Love it.” —Desert Daisy
Get it from Amazon for $34.99.
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A Christmas tree dress for the friend who wants to upstage Santa.
Forever 21
Get it from Forever 21: the straight size for $34.99 or the plus size for $39.99.
Amazon
Promising review: “This thing is awesome. Just follow directions and it does exactly what it is meant to do. I am new to wine and I had a hard time with the old fashioned corkscrews, which is why I needed an electric one. It gets my seal of approval, and I am hard to please.” —Judy McCarthy-Rhodes
Get it from Amazon for $29.99.
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And a santakini, because even Santa needs to work on his tan.
Amazon
Get it from Amazon for $17.99.
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