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If You’re Guilty Of 20/29 Of These Things, Your Starbucks Baristas Hate You

Check all of the things you’ve been guilty of: Getty You’ve added something to your drive-thru order at the window You’ve added something to your drive-thru order at the window You’ve dumped a liquid into the trash can You’ve dumped a liquid into the trash can You’ve specifically asked for no room, then dumped liquid…

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Published on February 9, 2020

Check all of the things you’ve been guilty of:

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You’ve added something to your drive-thru order at the window

You’ve dumped a liquid into the trash can

You’ve specifically asked for no room, then dumped liquid into the trash can

You’ve grabbed a drink without checking the name on it first

You’ve left your straw wrapper and trash at the table you were sitting at

You’ve complained to the barista at the register about your stars even though they have zero control over them

You give baristas a fake name like “Batman” or “Voldemort” because you thought it’d be funny

You’ve lectured or made fun of a barista for spelling your actual name wrong

You’ve paid for a coffee with a $100 bill

You’ve asked the barista at the hand-off counter for a glass of water instead of ordering it at the register

You’ve modified the drink you ordered by hollering directions at the busy person in the middle of making your drink

You’ve ordered a coffee traveler 5 minutes before you needed it

You’ve ordered just shots of espresso over ice, then gone to the condiment bar to use all of the milk and rig yourself an iced latte.

You’ve ordered something off of the secret menu that you didn’t know the recipe to

You’ve ordered your drink while you were also talking on the phone

You’ve asked for something with “extra caramel”

You’ve asked for something “double blended”

You’ve ordered a pour-over

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You’ve reached over the counter to grab a lid or a straw

You’ve ordered a drink with at least four modifications

You’ve gotten angry at a barista for not making your drink iced even though you know you didn’t mention it should be iced when you ordered it

You’ve ordered something with a “turbo shot”

You’ve called the store hours after you’ve come through to say your drink was made wrong

You’ve ordered a black coffee and then made a comment along the lines of, “Do you even do that here?”

You’ve gotten angry at a barista for not making your drink fast enough because you were running late

You’ve paid with sweaty money that was in your bra or pants

You’ve made a joke about ordering a “tall hot blonde”

You’ve put money on the counter underneath the cashier’s outstretched hand

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